Disclaimer[]
- This is my first fanfic so other than the fact its another NSL fanfic, tell me what you think and if I should make more. I was inspired by other fanfic writers here, so I wanted to make one.
2. I get it, NSL is a dead horse by now, it's been like 3 years since it aired, but I joined in 2020, so I decided I should do my take on it before I eventually move on from this episode and into doing extended versions of other episodes that aren't well liked by the fandom, so without further ado, enjoy.
The Actual Fanfic[]
*Lincoln was in his room in tears in what happened at the beach with people calling him a loser while he was sweating so hard he felt like fainting and he couldn't move but he could only stand in a spot alone while other people insulted him. The memory of what happened at the beach kept replaying in his mind. It played so much, he didn't like the beach anymore.*
Lincoln: *takes off the suit* That's it! No more squirrel suit!
*He opens his window and chucks the squirrel suit onto the road, where it got ran over and crushed*
Lincoln: Finally! No more squirrel suit! I hope they don't beat me up over this...
*He opens his door and notices his sisters are angry at him except Lily, who heard and saw everything secretly*
Lori: Lincoln, where is your squirrel suit?!
Lincoln: Oh, I don't know…ON THE ROAD!
Lori: What?!
*The 9 siblings rushed outside only to find the suit crushed, they all then went in and glared at Lincoln with anger*
Lincoln: You all just don't get the pain of what I went through!!
Lola: So? We were protected with your luck and no jellyfish stung us!
Lana: *To Lola* You could have told me that I would've taken a net with me so I can get it and make a joke with it!
Lincoln: You all don't get it...BECAUSE I WAS SWEATING LIKE CRAZY, I FELT LIKE FAINTING AND PEOPLE WERE INSULTING ME, ALL WHILE I WAS IN THAT SUIT!!
*They were blinded with anger about the suit being crashed that they didn't care about what he went through and beat him up*
Lisa: Maybe you should've had the suit on!
*The girls laughed, as Lincoln was in pain. After the pain, he went on his bed and sobbed until he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, 3 hours before everybody else woke up at 7am*
Lincoln: ...I woke up before everybody else...
*He sighed and tried to go back to sleep but couldn't, so he tossed and turned, but no avail*
Lincoln: I can't take it anymore...I just need to go. I need to be free from squirrel suits and being treated like a good luck charm, which I'm not.
*He sneaked out of his room and grabbed a note from the kitchen and sneaked to his room and began writing on it before packing up his stuff in tears. He climbed out his window and walked away. He went to Clyde's house and knocked on his door, in which Clyde answered*
Clyde: ...Lincoln? Why are you here? It's 4am...
Lincoln: It's a long story, but it's about my sisters...
Clyde: What did they do?
Lincoln: You may wanna let me in first.
Clyde: Okay...
*Clyde let Lincoln in*
Lincoln: You may wanna sit down for this...
*Clyde and Lincoln sat down, as Lincoln explained for 53 seconds, after that, Clyde was shocked and felt bad*
Clyde: Wow...Buddy...why didn't you tell me...if you told me, I would've came and taken you here.
Lincoln: I already did that, but I guess I'll be sleeping here tonight. But where do I sleep?
Clyde: On my bed?
Lincoln: ...Sure...
Clyde: Okay!
*The 2 friends went to bed and woke up at 7am*
*At The Loud House...*
*The siblings (minus Lincoln) are now awake, at the table with bacon and pancakes as breakfast*
Rita: Hey, Leni, could you go wake up Lincoln?
Leni: Okay.
Lynn Jr: Careful! You may catch his unluckiness!
*Leni knocked on Lincoln's door*
Leni: Lincoln...wake up! Your dinner is getting cold!
*No response, Leni tried again, but no avail, which made Leni open the door and see the note*
Leni: You guys! Get up here!
*Everybody came to Lincoln's room, except Lynn Jr*
Luna: What is it, dudette?
Leni: Read this note!
*They all read the note*
Dear Loud Sisters, If you are reading this note, I ran away at 4am and you discovered it after 7am. I didn't want to, but I did because I was going through pain. I was sweating like crazy, I was on the verge of fainting, I was being insulted, now I got beat up by you all, even Leni! I thought she was the nice one, but I guess I was wrong...same with you Luna! I was forced to leave because of you guys. No, Lynn started this all with her stupid superstitions and her stupid games. Remember, you made me do this, guys. - Lincoln."
*At this point, the loud sisters were in tears*
Lynn Jr: Wait...I made him run away?
Lucy: OF COURSE YOU DID!! Or...we did...
Leni: Lynn! WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!
Lynn Jr: Don't blame me because I was right!
Lori: No, you were wrong! Literally wrong!
Lynn Jr: So? We're all free from his bad luck! Why are you all upset?
Lola: Yeah!
Lisa: I have came to my senses and I declare that luck doesn't exist. So, we kicked out our male sibling for nothing.
All the sisters minus Lola, Lisa and Lynn: WHAT?!
*The parents ran upstairs*
Lynn Sr: Kids?! What happened?!
Luan: Lynn happened!
Rita: What do you mean by that, Luan?
Luan: Lincoln ran off because of Lynn's superstitions!
Rita: WHAT?! MY BABY RAN AWAY?!
Lynn Jr: Can we all just eat our breakfast already?!
The sisters minus Lola, Lisa and Lynn: Fine...
*Everybody went to eat but Lynn Jr and the parents*
Rita: Lynn Jr, you have explaining to do!
Lynn Sr: Yeah! And for making me fall for that too!
Lynn Jr: Well, you can't blame me for being right!
Rita: But that didn't mean you could make us believe that our only son was a bad luck charm! You are grounded until June 25th 2021!
Lynn Sr: Not only that, but you made everybody else abuse Lincoln! Add an extra 14 days to that! I hope you learn your lesson, young lady! Now go to your room!
*Lynn Jr goes to her room in regret, as everybody else ate dinner. It then cuts to the other siblings*
Luna: Dudes, am I the only one that feels guilty for kicking out Lincoln like that?
Lori: No, Luna. We all do, obviously.
*Then after 44 seconds of silence and eating, Leni says something*
Leni: Why don't we go find Linky instead of being upset like this?
Lana: Okay!
Luna: Oh my god...that's a great idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Luan: Can we just go already?!
Everybody: Why not?
*The Loud Sisters minus Lynn leave the house, as it cuts to the McBride house, with Lincoln eating dinner, which is pierogis and rice and beans*
Howard: That's rough, buddy. Hope things get better sooner.
Clyde: I agree.
Mr. McBride: I agree with you.
*Later, Lincoln spots the sisters outside the door, so he hides behind the couch*
Clyde: Lincoln, what's going on here?
*Later, he realizes*
Clyde: Oh...right.
Mr. McBride: Maybe we don't have to finish, but-
*A knock on the door was heard*
Clyde: I'll get that!
*Clyde opened the door to see Lincoln's sisters, with regret on all of their faces*
Clyde: Hi! What happened to you guys? Lost a pet?
Lori: No, we lost a brother. Do you know where Lincoln is?
Clyde: Umm...
*Clyde thinks if he should reveal where his spot is and if he should say that he's in the house*
Clyde: Nnnooo...
*Clyde awkwardly smiled, making the sisters think Clyde is lying*
Luna: No, Bro. Your lying, we can tell.
Clyde: No, I'm NOT lying!
Luna: You sure, dude? You're acting suspicious.
Clyde: What? No!
Lori: That's it, we're coming in.
*All 9 sisters burst in the house and start searching, as Lincoln sneaks around into a very secure place, which is under Clyde's bed, as Lincoln was freaking out*
Lincoln: They're coming for me...just so they can buy me a new one then I'll be tortured every single day...
*Later, Lincoln hears footsteps into Clyde's room*
Lincoln: (in his head) Oh god...please don't find me...don't see me...don't look under here...
*He notices it's Luna looking in the room he's in, making him nervous*
Luna: Bro, where are you...? Please, come home. I just want to say sorry...
*Luna hops on the bed in sadness, making Lincoln sad*
Lincoln: (in his head) I...They don't want to imprison me with a suit...? But they wanted to apologize? I can't anymore...I need to show myself to them...one by one, perhaps?
*Lincoln starts to get out of Clyde's bed, as Luna is facing the opposite way Lincoln came out, the right, which Lincoln came out of the left, he then joined Luna on the bed*
Lincoln: Oh, dear.
Luna: L...Lincoln?
*Luna turns around*
Lincoln: Yes, Luna. It's me.
*Luna pulls Lincoln into a tight hug*
Luna: Lincoln! We're all sorry, Even Lynn's probably sorry!
*It cuts to The Loud House with Lynn in her bed, crying, then it cuts back to Luna and Lincoln*
Lincoln: Eh, I'd say she is, but anyways, here I am, in all my glory.
Luna: We gotta get the others!
*Luna releases Lincoln from the hug and runs out the room*
Lincoln: (in his mind) Or doing one by one is off the table...oh well. At least I won't be in a squirrel suit anymore.
*A few seconds later after he was done saying that, the other sisters came in and noticed him on the bed*
Lori: Lincoln!
Luan: Is it truly you?
Lincoln: Yes guys. It's me.
*They all except Luna pulled Lincoln into a tight hug*
Lana: You're okay!
Leni: Don't run away again, you had me worried sick there!
Lincoln: I won't be put in a squirrel suit again, will I?
Lucy: Of course not, Lincoln. After what you've been through, we've decided we quit on bad luck.
*They break up the hug*
Lincoln: Wait...where's Lynn?
Luan: At the house sulking in regret.
Lincoln: Why?
Luan: The luck thing.
Lincoln: Oh. Well, we should all go home, pretty sure even Lily is worried about me.
Lisa: She really is.
Lincoln: Now, let's go home.
*The loud siblings walk home, as soon as they came home, Lynn came down*
Lynn: Guys! Where's Lincoln?!
*Everybody moved out the way to reveal Lincoln, in which Lynn ran up to him and hugged him tightly*
Lynn: LINCOLN! I'M SORRY I CAUSED PAIN FOR YOU!!! I ONLY REALIZED WHEN IT WAS TOO LATE!!!
Lincoln: It's fine. So, where's Lily?
*As soon as he finished that sentence, Lily came down*
Lily: Winky!
Lincoln: Yes, it's me.
*Lily wanted to be carried by Lincoln, so he carried her. Then she hugged him*
Everybody but Lily and Lincoln: Awww!
Lincoln: At least everything is back to normal. Now, I'm gonna- wait a minute...didn't you sell my stuff?
Leni: We returned them from Flip.
Lincoln: Alright then, well I'm gonna go to my room now.
*He goes to his room with Lily in his hands, he lets her go in his bed, as he closes the door*
(The End)
Trivia[]
For the part where Lynn Jr didn't go downstairs to eat and started to regret what she did, Lola and Lisa were planned to be there, but I decided to not do that because the parents weren't there at the moment and Lisa learned it was fake so it would be strange for her to have the talk after she learned the flaws in her ways.
For the part when Luan said "Oh my god...that's a great idea! Why didn't I think of that?" It references a meme that comes from The Simpsons and Lucy was supposed to say that line, but I instead replaced that with Luan.
Luan doesn't make a pun in this fanfic because I'm not perfect at coming up with puns.
This was intended to be my 13th fanfic, because 13 is unlucky in the west, but I couldn't think of anything else other than this, so I made this as my first one.
This should be the last NSL fanfic I do, hopefully, It's been 3 years I think so don't go "AAA THIS STORY IS WRITTEN BY IDOIT WHO WON'T LET GO TO IT!!!" they already made up a few hours after the episode, at least I think so. So, yeah. Hope you liked my first fanfic, and tell me if I should write some more! If so, tell me what story you'd like to see and a title and I'll write it! (It may take a while, however)
